When Clowns Attack: A Guide to the Scariest People on Earth by Chuck Sambuchino
This was a very quick, entertaining read. But readers beware, the content should not be treated lightly, this is a very serious survival guide that should be kept on your person at all time. "When Clowns Attack" by Chuck Sambuchino is a how-to book that will help any and everyone aiming to steer clear of the Clown Cartel. This handy guide is broken down into 4 major chapters. 1.) ASSESS , in the opening chapter the reader will learn why clowns frighten people, also this chapter touches briefly on the mental instability of the clown. 2.) ANALYZE , here the reader will discover the many types of clown, their trademarks and how to avoid if needed. The reader will also learn about Clown anatomy and the communication and lingo. 3.) DEFEND , in the chapter the readers will learn how to Defend against a single Clown or a posse. Their methods of attack and their weapons of choice. This is by far the most important chapter in "When Clowns Attack." 4.) PROTECT , t...